A joke

"CB" (jrcb) 12/24/2018 at 22:54 • Filed to: None

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So a Mountie is sitting at his desk on Christmas Eve, working late at his detachment in his rural area. It’s late, it’s snowing, and he wants to go home. A call comes in from dispatch, saying that there’s been a complaint of a suspicious vehicle at the drive-in movie theatre, and that they want him to go check it out. So the Mountie gears up, gets in his police cruiser, and drives to the theatre.

When he gets there, it’s pretty dark, save for one vehicle sitting in the middle of the lot, one that normally has a great view of the screen. The Mountie lets dispatch know where he is, and goes in to check out the vehicle. With his flashlight out, he approaches the car, and sees two people sitting inside, an older man and a woman, sitting there and chatting. He knocks on the window, and the man rolls the window down.

“How’s it going tonight?” the Mountie asks.

“Oh good, good, it’s just date night since the kids won’t be in until tomorrow ,” says the man, his hand resting on the woman’s by the gear shift. The Mountie looks at them, skeptical, but he’s seen weirder things than dates on Christmas Eve .

“What’re you up to for your date, then?” the Mountie asks. At this point, he’s more curious about what’s going on than whether or not they’re breaking the law.

“Oh, we’re just here to see that new movie.” The Mountie stops for a second, completely confused.

“Which one is that?” he asks in bewilderment.

“Oh, you didn’t see the sign out front? Closed for Winter!”

Svend > CB 12/24/2018 at 23:36

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Seems apt for this particular day.

Guy (lets call him Joseph) : Doctor, my Girlfriend (lets call her Mary) is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor : Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!

Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..

Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..